Halpert: Whatever, being invited to the Emmys is SO overrated.
Harper: I know. And I’m on cable so it’s like I would have won anyway….But we’ll still be eligible next year, right?
Halpert: I don’t get this whole ‘gangnam’ thing. Or is it gangman?
Harper: I thought it was gingham. Is he the same guy who sang ‘She Bangs’? And if not, whatever happened to him?
Halpert: Do you think Hollywood writers will ever go on strike again? I really feel I’m pulling this beard look off.
Harper: Sorry, can’t talk, too busy making love to the camera with my sweet beard.
Halpert: Ha! Isn’t being casual so much fun?
Harper: Yep! This is me, just casually hanging out.
Halpert: Today is positively hair raising.
Harper: You’re telling me.
Halpert: Jim is a great name, isn’t it? But I could also totally see you pulling off ‘John’ too.
Harper: Weird, I was going to say the same thing to you.
Halpert: WTF. WILL ARNETT & AMY POEHLER BROKE UP?!?!
Harper: Wtf is right. Hold Pam tight today. I know I will with Mag..I mean, Lisa. Lisa.
Halpert: Crushing extra hard on Michelle Obama today.
Harper: Me too. Never thought I’d be so into someone with such bigger guns than me.
Halpert: So, no white after Labor Day isn’t really a thing anymore right?
Harper: I can’t believe you have the audacity to ask me that.