Jims KILL IT when it comes to using chopsticks.
Halpert: Yeah bitch! Breaking Bad is finally back!
Harper: I AM THE ONE WHO IS ON ON SUNDAY NIGHTS.
Halpert: How much longer ‘til your new girl from the job transfer surprisingly ends up working back at the office with you?
Harper: I don’t know, you tell me?
Halpert: Prince George? Really?
Harper: Ugh. I had my money on Joffrey.
Jims are so polite. They always mind their manners and raise their hands nicely before offering up snarky, witty retorts.
Halpert: It’s going to be borderline life changing when you learn about wearing your hair off your face a few seasons from now.
Harper: Gotta get the girl first, obvi.
Random Jim Fact (Part 2 of 2): Jims LOVE standing up and giving passionate speeches while working on buses.
Random Jim Fact (Part 1 of 2): Jims love working on buses.
(The Office Season 9, Episode 4; The Newsroom Season 2, Episode 2)
That predictable moment when you transfer jobs to get away from a girl at the same time that she will inevitably break up with her boyfriend…
Halpert: Whatever, being invited to the Emmys is SO overrated.
Harper: I know. And I’m on cable so it’s like I would have won anyway….But we’ll still be eligible next year, right?
Halpert: I don’t get this whole ‘gangnam’ thing. Or is it gangman?
Harper: I thought it was gingham. Is he the same guy who sang ‘She Bangs’? And if not, whatever happened to him?
Halpert: Do you think Hollywood writers will ever go on strike again? I really feel I’m pulling this beard look off.
Harper: Sorry, can’t talk, too busy making love to the camera with my sweet beard.