Hot-Harper-Halpert-Humpday-Helper: Gratuitous Shirtlessness Edition
Halpert: I seem to have misplaced my…phone.
Harper: Found it. Now where’s mine?
…thanks to @grassmahgirl for the inspiration!
Halpert: I don’t know, man. I just don’t think patterned ties are for me.
Harper: I don’t understand. Look how cool I look. Maybe let’s try polka dots?
Halpert: Hey man, sorry ‘the kiss’ didn’t go as planned. Are you aware that Stamford is beautiful this time of year?
Harper: Maybe. Or maybe I’ll just keep dating the roommate who I’ve made it publicly known (multiple times) that I’m not into. That seems like a good idea too.
Harper vs. Halpert: The Newsroom vs. The Office ‘The Kiss’ Edition
That awkward moment when you want to both leap in front of your TV in joy and throw it out the window at the same time for what came next. In both circumstances. Wjhfoeihfajnfoafkabfojabfjo.
Halpert: Avril Lavigne and the guy from Nickelback? 14 carats? Is this real life?
Harper: I hope they book Creed for the wedding.
Hot-Harper-Halpert-Humpday-Helper:
Halpert: SO glad it’s hump day.
Harper: That’s what she said.
Halpert: Well done. Now you’re a real Jim.
Halpert: Harper, how many times do I have to ask you to iron your shirt? Our whole synchronization is thrown off.
Harper: Shit. You’re totally right. Jims should know better.
Halpert: It’s come to my attention that my procrastinating might be taking more effort than just doing my actual work.
Harper: Truth. It’s hard to fake killer focus when you’re really just perusing Perez.
Halpert: Look dude, I get that fashion is a form of self expression and all, but that farmer’s tag sale tie with the denim shirt is taking it too far.
Harper: First of all, it’s chambray. Not denim. Secondly, I’m not even going to give a second reason because I think someone is just JEAL-OUS.
Halpert: Um. So, I just finished The Hunger Games. Mind. Blown.
Harper: DUDE! It’s about time. Team Peeta or Gale?!?
