Hot-Harper-Halpert-Humpday-Helper: Magazine Edition
Halpert: Harper, how amazing is this new conditioner? Look at this volume!
Harper: Word. My hair is SO soft.
Halpert: I like wearing colored ties to be festive for office holiday parties.
Harper: I like wearing skinny cloth ties to casually remind people I could be a hipster if I wanted to.
Halpert: I just love being cozy.
Harper: I just love looking homeless.
The sheepish boy shrug look. Perfected (possibly patented) by the Jims, responsible for setting unreal expectations for male (and female) coworkers everywhere.
Halpert: You were right Harper. This hand lotion DOES make my hands velvety soft.
Harper: I know, right?! Smells like an actual bed of fucking roses.
Halpert: I clearly hate Mondays. Look at my frown.
Harper: I’m frowning because my frown isn’t as deep as your frown. Frown sounds weird when you say it this many times.
Halpert: Frown.
McKayla Maroney is not impressed with the Jims’ likeness.
Casual Friday Jims.
Halpert: I just LOVE my coworkers. They help me to be so productive!
Harper: Teamwork rules, doesn’t it?
Your latest Hot-Harper-Halpert-Humpday-Helper:
Jims. So emo right now.
